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The Fastest Way to Get Banned from Every Walmart

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July 18, 2026
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The Fastest Way to Get Banned from Every Walmart Aston Martin Valhalla: A Poster Child for Modern Performance Madness “So, how was it?!” It’s the inevitable question when you’ve just experienced Aston Martin’s nearly $1.1 million, 1,064-horsepower Valhalla. But reviewing these modern supercars, long a somewhat frivolous pastime, has recently taken an even sharper turn into the surreal. It’s reached a point where, after driving the 2026 Aston Martin Valhalla, the most honest answer is, “Exactly as you’d expect it to be.” This might sound blunt, but it only truly makes sense if you’ve personally experienced the cutting edge of automotive performance in the 2020s. A Long Time Coming Seven years feels like an eternity, perhaps amplified by the pandemic years that fractured our sense of linear time. It’s been that long since Aston first unveiled what was then called the AM-RB 003 at the 2019 Geneva Motor Show. The original name, now replaced by one from Norse mythology, reflected Aston’s sponsorship ties with Red Bull Racing at the time. Valhalla, the legendary hall where heroes go to prepare for the final battle, also starts with a ‘V,’ fitting Aston’s traditional naming scheme. However, a lot has changed since. Aston and Red Bull parted ways after the 2020 F1 season when Lawrence Stroll rebranded his Racing Point team as Aston Martin. More importantly, the automotive landscape was rapidly evolving, and so was Aston.
There was significant internal turnover, and the Valhalla’s hybrid powertrain—initially planned as an in-house 3.0-liter V-6 with performance matching hybrid rivals like the LaFerrari and Porsche 918 Spyder—was switched to a hybridized Mercedes-AMG GT Black Series-derived twin-turbo V-8. Compared to the GT Black Series, Aston modified the engine with larger turbos, a new intake manifold, stronger pistons, and different camshafts, boosting output by nearly 100 horsepower and 50 lb-ft. The Valhalla is now the exclusive home for this engine. Worth the Wait… When I sat in a mockup of the car on the Pebble Beach Concours’ lawn in August 2022, marveling at the F1-inspired reclined seating position, the projected specs for the V-8-based powertrain had already jumped from a combined 937 horsepower and 738 lb-ft of torque to 1,012 hp and an undisclosed torque figure. Aston stated none of this was finalized, but it was enough to make me say, “Please, I want to drive it, whenever it’s ready.” Based on Aston Martin’s development timeline back then, I didn’t expect another three and a half years to pass before I got the chance. But the production version’s hardware has exceeded all those earlier expectations. The flat-plane-crank, dry-sump, twin-turbo 4.0-liter V-8 produces 817 hp. Combined with 248 hp from two Aston-designed radial-flux permanent-magnet motors on the front axle and a third mounted to the new eight-speed dual-clutch gearbox (an Aston first), the peak outputs are 1,064 hp and 811 lb-ft. The hybrid system includes a 560-cell battery pack, which engineers say is an off-the-shelf AMG unit—the only hybrid component Aston doesn’t manufacture. This battery is cooled by immersing the cells in dielectric oil. As chief engineer Andrew Kay explained, this process allows for very rapid energy charging and deployment, which is particularly beneficial for track use. Unlike the original concept and its bigger sibling, the Valkyrie, the production Valhalla is also a plug-in hybrid. It can drive in EV-only mode for up to 8.7 miles with a top speed of 80 mph. …But Something Else Happened Along the Way Some purists might object to calling the Valhalla a “supercar,” as Aston Martin also refers to it as their first mid-engine supercar. However, given the existence of the Valkyrie, Aston marketing seems to be cornered into using “super” instead of “hyper.” Regardless, the Valkyrie is barely a road car. With a starting price over $3 million and a production run of just 285 units, the Valhalla’s $1 million price tag and 999-unit inventory seem almost pedestrian by comparison. That statement is absurd in the real world, of course. But it speaks to a broader phenomenon in modern high-performance cars, both in terms of price and capability. Perhaps millennials, zoomers, and Gen Alpha are accustomed to seeing new million-dollar cars flooding their social media feeds almost monthly, if not weekly. Each one boasts unprecedented power, torque, acceleration, and a list of tech features and bespoke options longer than the Nürburgring track. For those of us who are older but far from AARP members, however, it’s easy to recall the shockwave created by the 627 hp, $800,000-ish McLaren F1 in 1993–94. Even more so, the Bugatti Veyron just 20 years ago, widely considered the first million-dollar, 1,000 hp hypercar.
Nowadays? Since I sat in the Valhalla prototype at Pebble Beach, we’ve driven the Porsche 911 GT3 RS with half the horsepower and exotic tech, but equipped with so much racing-derived aerodynamics and hardware that it demands pro-racer skills to maximize on track. Its suitability as a road car, given its suspension setup, is up for debate. Stepping up in price, construction, and tech, MotorTrend has sampled cars like the Ferrari F80, 849 Testarossa, Czinger 21C VMax, and even the “standard but dizzyingly fast” Porsche 911 Turbo S. We’ve even tested a hybrid Corvette ZR1X with 1,250 hp, a car nobody saw coming when the Valhalla was a mere spark in Aston Martin’s and then-Red Bull F1 partner (and now Aston F1 managing technical partner) Adrian Newey’s eyes. Just Drive It Thinking about all this, the proverb “comparison is the thief of joy” feels more relevant than ever in the world of supercars… ahem, hypercars. It also fits because we know the odds of organizing a comparison test among the vehicles listed above—perhaps besides the ZR1X—are zero. This is mostly due to Ferrari’s long-standing reluctance to supply publications like ours with cars for head-to-head showdowns. No matter, because with such high dynamic limits, it’s a far more satisfying endeavor to drive something like the Valhalla on its own merits. Make no mistake; the overall experience matters in a car like this. For a long time, it hasn’t been enough to be pleasant and thrilling on the road but handle like a dream on track, or vice versa. We already knew, mostly, that this Aston Martin was a winner on all fronts after Angus MacKenzie sampled a prototype that was essentially the final article, save for transmission calibration, a few months prior. On the Road Unlike Angus, who only drove the car on Silverstone Circuit’s short Stowe layout, Aston provided a 50-minute road loop for this review. You might expect a compromised daily driver given the Valhalla’s Le Mans-inspired appearance and low, wide stance. But that’s not the case. The only major drawback is the utter lack of luggage storage. There are some small cubbies in the door cards, but no frunk, as that space is occupied by three high-temperature radiators, the electric motors, and a racing-style, pushrod-actuated horizontally mounted inboard suspension layout. Aston implemented this suspension solution partly due to the F1-style driving position. You sit so low that a conventional suspension would have raised the body too high to maintain a clear forward sightline. There’s no backrest angle adjustment, so you must adapt to the seating position. The seats are bolted so low into the carbon-fiber monocoque tub that there’s no motor underneath to slide yourself forward and back. Instead, you pull a leather strap between your legs and push to move the seat. You get used to the driving position quickly—it’s not extreme—and within two miles, you realize the Valhalla-specific Bilstein DTX active damper system and overall suspension setup (the rear uses a five-link layout) make for a surprisingly comfortable megacar. The Spanish road route wasn’t exactly rough, but it wasn’t perfectly smooth either, yet there wasn’t a huge difference between the suspension’s Sport and Sport+ settings. This is a welcome, usable trait we’ve praised on other new Astons, like the Vantage. Race mode introduces a harsher ride you’d probably tire of in normal cruising, but you can live with it too, especially on a well-maintained, fast, sweeping road during playtime. The square-ish steering wheel feels nice, but the molded-in crease/edge running vertically up the grip’s backside where your fingers naturally bend—intended to provide a more positive grip than a rounded surface—might not be the most comfortable for everyone. The steering feel itself is intuitive, maintaining a lovely weight that’s neither too light nor heavy across various drive modes.
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